August 2011
42 posts
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Watch1nsanewitit:
AFTER SEX, directed by Eric Amadio (2007)
‘So what it’s taste like anyway ?’
I wanna watch this lol
How most girls sit in school
helloaubrey:
fuckyeahlaughters:
But i’m over here like…
Like a BOSS!
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lol exactly x)
When someone wakes me up:
mp-photography:
Cats know us soo well.
When someone makes you mad, but you can't hit...
Boys say they like natural girls,
But honestly, if there’s two girls walking down the street, one with nice smokey eyes and a classy red lipstick and another with shoved up hair and no makeup; you’re going to be looking at the one who made an effort .. and if boys do prefer natural girls, why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup who actually get the boyfriends?
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Watchhelloaubrey:
ewroxaay:
xandratujann:
LOL
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HAHAHAHAHA
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
schuyangheu:
How adorable .
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1 tag
When someone tells you to calm your tits:
dmojones:
Anonymous asked: Heeey your cuute (;
7 tags
December 2010
16 posts
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
